If you’ve endured an economy seat on that blue airline based out of Chicago recently, you know that the one redeeming feature of an otherwise cramped and joyless experience is that all-too-tiny miracle of a snack they drop into your lap right before the beverage cart rolls your way. Quinoa? Crispy quinoa? Covered in chocolate? One bite of those chocolate quinoa crisps is all it takes: you feel the same sugar-addled dopamine rush, say, rice krispies do; you also feel kinda…virtuous for ingesting it? At 35,000 feet and deep into flyover country, it can feel momentarily life changing–at least for three bites.
But there’s no need to be wistful, or to fear: it is almost stupidly easy to replicate the snack in your own kitchen. It really requires two ingredients (though we use a few more to soup it up); it demands only two minutes (at most!) of cooking time. Is it virtuous? Well, it’s got big protein and fiber for a simple chocolate snack; it requires less than ten minutes of work to put together and, as long as you have chocolate and quinoa on hand, can come together any time. Your child is going to wolf down three pieces before you have a chance to finish one; he/she will never ask what’s in it. That’s a virtue, no?
(Note: while below we provide specific measurements for the components of the chocolate quinoa crisps, we nearly always make this by sight/feel; it is almost impossible to mess up. See the directions for how we do it.)
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Ingredients Summary
In just a few simple ingredients, you’ll make a crunchy, high-protein snack that’s fun for kids and easy for you:
- Dark (or semi-sweet) chocolate chips melt into a silky base.
- Toasted quinoa adds pop and texture, plus a boost of protein.
- A dash of vanilla extract helps mellow any sweetness overshoot.
- Optional chia seeds give extra fiber and a little fun crunch.
Steps Overview
- Rinse the quinoa and dry it lightly; then toast it in a single layer over medium heat until the seeds begin to pop or brown.
- Melt the chocolate chips (with a little splash of oil if you like) until smooth; stir in vanilla, and fold in the toasted quinoa (plus chia seeds if using).
- Press the mixture onto parchment-lined plate or tray; either spread for a bark or shape into rounds/break into pieces.
- Freeze for 15-20 minutes until set. Store in the fridge for a few days or freeze for longer storage.
- Serve a couple of pieces as a sweet snack—just enough, not a full meal substitute.
FAQ
Q: Can I use milk chocolate instead of dark?
Yes — although dark chocolate is recommended for less sugar and stronger flavor, you can swap in semi-sweet or milk. If you do, the vanilla extract becomes more important to round out the sweetness.
Q: My quinoa didn’t pop or brown much — is it still okay?
Yes. Toasting helps texture and flavor, but skipping it won’t break the recipe. You’ll still get good crunch once it sets.
Q: How do I store them?
Once set, you can keep the crisps in an airtight container in the fridge for a few days, or freeze them to extend shelf-life by months.
Q: Is this snack enough to serve on its own?
It’s rich and small—great for one or two pieces as a treat, but not a full snack or meal for a toddler by itself (per the recipe author’s note).
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