If you’ve endured an economy seat on that blue airline based out of Chicago recently, you know that the one redeeming feature of an otherwise cramped and joyless experience is that all-too-tiny miracle of a snack they drop into your lap right before the beverage cart rolls your way. Quinoa? Crispy quinoa? Covered in chocolate? One bite of those chocolate quinoa crisps is all it takes: you feel the same sugar-addled dopamine rush, say, rice krispies do; you also feel kinda…virtuous for ingesting it? At 35,000 feet and deep into flyover country, it can feel momentarily life changing–at least for three bites.
But there’s no need to be wistful, or to fear: it is almost stupidly easy to replicate the snack in your own kitchen. It really requires two ingredients (though we use a few more to soup it up); it demands only two minutes (at most!) of cooking time. Is it virtuous? Well, it’s got big protein and fiber for a simple chocolate snack; it requires less than ten minutes of work to put together and, as long as you have chocolate and quinoa on hand, can come together any time. Your child is going to wolf down three pieces before you have a chance to finish one; he/she will never ask what’s in it. That’s a virtue, no?
(Note: while below we provide specific measurements for the components of the chocolate quinoa crisps, we nearly always make this by sight/feel; it is almost impossible to mess up. See the directions for how we do it.)
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A high-protein treat with serious crunch, these chocolate-coated crisps come together in minutes, with little effort and even less cooking. Make into fun shapes, or keep as bark--either way, your kid(s) will love 'em!
Because it’s so rich but also thin and small, a couple of pieces of this will satisfy but not quite fill your child up; it may not, in other words, serve as a full snack onto itself. Take a cue from United, then, and leverage it as something to get you from one thing to the next: as a quick bite before an activity, or when the kids need something to eat but the next meal is at least an hour away; as a nice dessert bite when the family wants something sweet but you don’t want to give out sugar highs either. (Note: once frozen, this stores quite well in the fridge for several days, with no negative effect to texture; you can also keep it in the freezer for several months.)
To make the chocolate quinoa crisps a bit more substantial, try partially freezing the chocolate-quinoa batter for roughly 10 minutes, then spreading nut butter on the bottom side before freezing for another 10-15 minutes; you could also stud the top of the mixture with nuts, seeds, dried fruit, or coconut before freezing.
Servings 6
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily value may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Brad (the Dad) is the founder and Chief Recipe Officer of New Dad's Kitchen. His own cooking/feeding journey started humbly during his son's infancy, preparing and managing his son's bottle intake in order to support his wife; it has since blossomed into a full-on passion to feed his child and family delicious and healthy meals that can satisfy both a toddler and his very tired parents.
