Chili, as you likely well know, isn’t chill. It’s not a hard dish to make, mind you–quite easy, actually. But it takes time; it takes timing. And you probably don’t have time for that, especially not if it’s gameday, halloween night, or the usual action-packed day.
Now, you don’t have time to sit at a pot for sixty minutes, obviously; we, though, don’t even need 30 here. Indeed, what if I told you we can get your grub–pretty good grub at that–on the table in 20 minutes start to finish? You have time for that. All we have to do is throw out the usual process, authenticity, complexity you might be accustomed to when eating a bowl of red–we did title it “easy chili for kids,” after all. Sweating onions and garlic? Nah, they don’t care, and usually don’t like little bits in their food. Adding ingredients at particular times to build layers of flavor? Yo, it’s all going in at once–well, more like twice (but you get the idea). All in, just with as little effort as possible–including absolutely no prep.
Shortcuts? Sure. But we also draw on a few secrets to ensure a satisfying and accessible meal for you and your child. Pumpkin is not an obvious and/or even sensible sub for tomatoes; still, it adds creaminess and a natural sweetness that will appeal to a toddler. Spices stick to the usual mix for chili–paprika, cumin, garlic, et al.--with a more modest sprinkling to account for baby mouths. No, the magic comes from the use of chocolate–in fact, we’ve been known to drop in a piece of Halloween candy or two to get the job. We didn’t invent chocolate-in-chili, but we sure do appreciate what it can do: it provides a depth and subtle sweetness that allows the chili to well overachieve relative to your effort.
See the Serve section for tips on how to make the most of chili night!
🥣 What You Need To Make Easy Chili For Kids
No knife, no cutting board, no stress. Everything here gets tossed straight in the pot. The pumpkin keeps things smooth and mellow, while the ground beef and spices give it just enough “real chili” flavor to satisfy both the grown-ups and the kids. Chocolate brings the secret depth, and if you’ve got leftover Halloween candy, even better.
🔥 Steps at a Glance
- Brown the beef. Heat the pot, break it up fast, and let it get some color—this is where most of the flavor happens.
- Bloom the spices. Paprika, cumin, garlic, onion, oregano—give them 30 seconds in the fat before stirring in.
- Add your liquids and pumpkin. The broth loosens things up, the pumpkin thickens it right back.
- Simmer with chocolate and beans. Once it bubbles, drop in the chocolate and beans, then reduce the heat. Ten to fifteen minutes later, you’re done.
This whole process is more about rhythm than precision. You’ll see when it’s ready—the texture will thicken and the color will deepen to that perfect dark orange-brown.
❓ FAQ
Can I skip the beans?
Absolutely. The chili stands up fine without them; they just add a touch of bulk and fiber.
What kind of pumpkin should I use?
Any plain canned pumpkin puree works. Avoid pumpkin pie filling (it’s pre-sweetened).
Can I use ground turkey instead of beef?
Sure—just bump up the fat elsewhere with a bit of oil or butter so the texture stays rich.
Is it really toddler-friendly?
Yes. The spice mix is mild and the chocolate smooths any edge. If you’re worried, halve the paprika and cumin the first time.
Can I make it ahead?
It reheats well, so yes. It thickens in the fridge, so add a splash of broth when warming up.
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What to Serve With Easy Chili for Kids
More Toddler-Friendly Recipes Like This
- Pumpkin Chickpea Blondies — A cozy, naturally sweet treat that makes the most of any leftover pumpkin puree.
- Roll and a Bowl — Another take on pumpkin-infused chili, this time sided with a pumpkin cinnamon roll
- Peanut Butter Noodle Soup — Another quick and easy dinner recipe that delivers big flavors with items already in your pantry.